Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Teaching

I start my job on Monday, the kids rock up on Wednesday. I'm petrified to say the least. The most preparation I have done has involved shelling out a vast amount of money in order to find the perfect shoes, the perfect skirt and the perfect trousers, all of which I'll probably hate and detest by October half term. I've spent the last three hours clearing the forests worth of paperwork that has been accumulated since September, transported from East London to South London and stored in a box for 3 months, most of it's now in a recycling bag. I did however find some useful nuggets and some interesting 'things' I have collected along the way... 


1. 36 things to do with a poem worksheet
2. The BFI teachers handbook
3. An amazing story one of my pupils wrote ( I photocopied it)
4. This poem, which was tattered and pinned to the staffroom wall in my first placement school, just under an advert to teach in Singapore...


The Average Child by Mike Buscemi


I don’t cause teachers trouble;
My grades have been okay.
I listen in my classes.
I’m in school every day.
My teachers think I’m average;
My parents think so too.
I wish I didn’t know that, though;
There’s lots I’d like to do.

I’d like to build a rocket;
I read a book on how.
Or start a stamp collection…
But no use trying now.

’Cause, since I found I’m average,
I’m smart enough you see
To know there’s nothing special
I should expect of me.

I’m part of that majority,
That hump part of the bell,
Who spends his life unnoticed
In an average kind of hell.

Saturday, 20 August 2011









Again, these I found from wizzystyle.blogspot.com, as opposed to obtaining them myself. It's another one of my favourite blogs. These pictures are what I want to be, how I want to live. Especially the last - to be that skinny, that tanned, my hair that length and to be lounging in a bikini in a hot country....

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Honestly, WTF?





All of these images have been stolen from honestlywtf.com, a blog I have recently discovered and love to gaze at on a regular basis...


The final image is of a restaurant called The Rock restaurant off the coast of Zanzibar that I now dream of visiting...

Sunday, 24 July 2011

R.I.P


Such a tragic waste of talent.

Start of the Summer...








The sun was shining (?!), the hangover was in full flow and despite being somewhat late my 6 week summer holiday kicked off with a trip to Ben and Jerry's Summer Sundae on the Common with two of my amazing best friends. Cue Pimms bus, dancing and some lying in pain on the picnic blanket we re-lived our teenage years alongside the likes of The Fun Lovin' Criminals, Ash and Ocean Colour Scene...


Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Desperately Seeking Dirt.


This exhibition at the Wellcome Collection is high up on my 'things to do' list...

Thursday, 30 June 2011

Thursday Reading.


Amazon courier dropped this off at about 10am this morning. So good I'm going to read it again tomorrow. 

White Heat.


I wish I could wake up in this room. 

Stolen from @hardtoexplain79.blogspot.com

Hair Crush



Wednesday, 29 June 2011

When I grow up I want to be a Surfer...


Stolen from @ hardtoexplain79.blogspot.com

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